I just LOVE the Holidays! Especially Christmas, you just can't help but be in a good mood when you hear Christmas music or when you see the houses all lit up. OH and the presents are ALWAYS a plus! Now, when I think Christmas presents, I think electronics, books, gift cards, clothes..yada yada yada.....what I DON'T think about.......is a summer sausage. Now, why am I talking about a summer sausage you ask? Because it was the weirdest gift I have ever received. I DID open underwear and bras a few years ago....but that was no where near as bad as opening a summer sausage. First off, what in the world will I do with it, cuz I sure won't eat it. Should I put it on display as a piece of beautiful art and call it "The Motionless Meatstick?" I could always re-gift.....OR WAIT!! I KNOW!! I'll use it as a weapon! I just recently ran out of my pepper spray so...I'm telling you, it would do some damage. Can you imagine being knocked out by a meatstick?? HAHAHA!! So as you continue to get gifts for your friends and family this Christmas, remember, no meatsticks =) Happy Holidays!