The HollyWooWoo Report
Thursday, January 31st, 2013
Lindsay Lohan appears in court, judge announces retirement
I knew you were trouble when you walked in...Lindsay Lohan briefly appeared in court yesterday with her NEW attorney! Judge Stephanie Sautner shook her head when she saw LiLio...because Linds planned on being a "NO SHOW" claiming she had the flu. HA! Her new trial date is set March 18th - and it could result in jail. This is all due to the car accident last summer on the PCH in Malibu when LiLo LIED to LAPD. A big NO NO probation violation.
Lindsay Lohan has new brother
While she was in the courtroom - her dad was in the delivery room. YEP! Lindsay Lohan has a new half-brother. Michael Lohan's ON/OFF girlfriend Kate Major gave birth to a son...Landon Major Lohan. Mazel Tov!
End of '30 Rock' after 7 years
This makes me sad because I looove Tina Fey!!!! Ugh. '30 Rock' ends its 7-year run tonight at 8 p.m. with a one-hour special. Tina Fey's Liz Lemon is a stay-at-home wife and mother, having left her now-canceled late-night show, ‘TGS With Tracy Jordan’. The show also starred Alec Baldwin, Jack McBrayer and Jane Krakowski. So sad. What a great show! Tina Fey is brilliant.
Rihanna confirms Chris Brown reconciliation
File this under...WHAT THE HELL!!!!! Rihanna confirmed to 'Rolling Stone' Magazine she has reconciled with Chris Brown. WHY!!!!! Where is her mother to tell her NO. She insisted she doesn't think Brown will physically hurt her again. Wait and see sister...she said, “He made a mistake, and he's paid his dues. I decided it was more important for me to be happy."
Bev Hills Hotel to cover repairs to Justin Bieber’s Ferrari
Justin Bieber's Ferrari is currently in a repair shop. His friend Lil Twist damaged it on a New Year’s Day drive in Beverly Hills. Wait...his name is LIL TWIST?! Lord. Well....The Four Seasons Hotel will pay the $10,000 repair bill to maintain its lucrative relationship with Justin. A rep for the Four Seasons had no comment.
Justin Timberlake to perform at Grammys
My boy JT...AKA Justin Timberlake...will be rocking that suit and tie at the Grammy Awards Feb. 10. He returned to music earlier this month when he released the single, Suit & Tie, which features Jay-Z. His third solo album, The 20/20 Experience, will be released March 19.
John Mayer Still Worries Vocal Problems Will Return
Katy Perry's boyfriend John Mayer is singing again after a 6-month silence following a second operation on his throat. He returned to the stage January 16 at a benefit concert in his adopted Montana. He can sing, but admits he still worries about his voice. He is dating Katy Perry.
Oprah Winfrey Injured By Tyler Perry's Birthday Gift
This is funny....leave it to Oprah and her extravagant lifestyle!! So Oprah Winfrey spent her 59th birthday in bed Tuesday after straining her back. She was inundated with gifts, including a huge floral arrangement from Tyler Perry. She sprained her back leaning over to pick it up. He joked on Facebook: “Next year I'm sending her 1 rose."