We've heard 'em all right? NOPE! I was talking to a friend of mine over some delicious Blue Moons about some of the greatest, most cornball pick up lines we have ever heard so I sought out more! Chuckle away haha.
- Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material. - Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids. - Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle' - You better call Life Alert, 'cause I've fallen for you and I can't get up. - If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
****And for the record.... this one is GENIUS- My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?