First, I'd like to say HAPPY NEW YEAR to you and yours! I hope 2012 is very good to you. I was so excited to kick 2011 in the you know what! I was OVER IT LOL! Now, every year we all attempt to fullfill our New Years resolutions and for some, we never stick to it....ok MOST of us. I have some of the most random resolutions and I thought I would share them with you...maybe give you some ideas. Most of the time, people want to "lose weight" or "stop smoking"...which is GREAT, don't get me wrong. The first one is pretty emabrrassing, but I vow to start remembering to put my car in park before I open the door and try to get out. I do this on ONE TOO MANY occasions. I'm not sure what's wrong with me but it happens and it HAS to stop, or my car will roll into a wall one day. Second, I promise to have more patience....with VA DRIVERS! This is pretty self explanatory because you know as well as I do, that VA drivers are INSANE LOL! But for me, it's not worth a heart attack. I plan to WOOSAAHH. Third, I plan to start watching more educational programming. I think I get dumber the more I watch "Mob Wives." and "Jerseylicious..." I need to excercise the brain and these shows are NOT helping haha. Fourth, I will ony check my Facebook every half hour, instead of every 2 minutes. I have a problem. I can admit it. And last but not least, I vow to check my mail at my apartment more than once a month, my mailman probably HATES me. It's already a tiny little slot for the mail, I don't know how he fits the other stuff in most of the time. Poor guy lol. Hope you had a fantastic 2011 and WELCOME TO 2012!! Now let's stick to those resolutions SHALL WE? God Bless!
I told myself I would NEVER, EVER do it. I'm the person that always points and laughs at these things. Never did I see myself finally caving in and getting one. But the Christmas spirit made me do it. I'm ashamed to admit that I, Devin,........................bought an ugly Christmas sweater. Well......TWO actually.........hahaha! What was I thinking!?!?! I'll tell you what I was thinking. I want to go to an Ugly Christmas Sweater party somewhere. (Or maybe I just really like them....I'll never tell.) I was watching the news this morning and apparently I'm not alone....ugly Christmas sweaters are on the rise. More and more people are buying them, searching for them online and even wearing them out in public with no shame LOL. Maybe I'll get super creative and MAKE my own haha. Yeah right.........so between my summer sausage that I got last year as a Christmas gift last year and my new ugly Christmas sweaters, I am officially a dork. So there. I admit it, and if you're considering getting a sweet Christmas sweater, I say YES! Happy Holidays from me and my and my blinking sweater.
I just LOVE the Holidays! Especially Christmas, you just can't help but be in a good mood when you hear Christmas music or when you see the houses all lit up. OH and the presents are ALWAYS a plus! Now, when I think Christmas presents, I think electronics, books, gift cards, clothes..yada yada yada.....what I DON'T think about.......is a summer sausage. Now, why am I talking about a summer sausage you ask? Because it was the weirdest gift I have ever received. I DID open underwear and bras a few years ago....but that was no where near as bad as opening a summer sausage. First off, what in the world will I do with it, cuz I sure won't eat it. Should I put it on display as a piece of beautiful art and call it "The Motionless Meatstick?" I could always re-gift.....OR WAIT!! I KNOW!! I'll use it as a weapon! I just recently ran out of my pepper spray so...I'm telling you, it would do some damage. Can you imagine being knocked out by a meatstick?? HAHAHA!! So as you continue to get gifts for your friends and family this Christmas, remember, no meatsticks =) Happy Holidays!